Everything I Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten.

To assist in the training of the next generation of greatest Americans, Americans fully versed in reality television skills, a Florida elementary school allegedly held a Survivor style vote to decide whether a kindergartner should stay or go. Unfortunately, for the young boy, his classmates voted him “out” because, among other things, he ate crayons, paper and “boogers.” A lawsuit against the school, but thankfully not the other 5 year olds, has resulted.